Beef

If you hear paws behind you, that’s Beef making his rounds. His job is simple. Keep spirits high and make sure no snack goes unnoticed.

Beef believes no one should eat alone. Sit down with something that crinkles or smells interesting and he’ll quietly appear, hovering nearby with laser focus. No barking, no fuss. Just polite, persistent presence until you give in.

When he’s not on snack duty, Beef is your loyal shadow, checking in on the team and offering a wag, a nudge, or a well-timed stare.

Specialties: Snack detection, morale boosting, professional hovering
Weaknesses: Treats. All of them.